Spotted on eBay

This may have been taken down by the time you read this, but on eBay at the moment is "A list of Liberal Democrat MPs who gave their names to the press when they knifed Charles Kennedy."

The full description reads:

Here it is, I am selling a list of all the Liberal democrat MPs who had the guts to give their names when they were telling the newspapers about Charles Kennedy's drink problem. You might think it is a blank sheet of A4 paper, as that is what it looks like. Strange, eh?

Soon I will be selling a document which says how much every other Liberal Democrat MP drinks, just as soon as I can get enough paper.