David Miliband's secret identity?

Maybe David Miliband is concealing something. Maybe that famous moment with the banana was telling the world more than we realised. Maybe he also answers to the name "Eric". (Does anyone have canvass returns for 29 Acacia Road?) As he seeks to become Labour leader, perhaps it's time we should be told.

In the meantime from the depths of YouTube I present one of the cartoons of my childhood, in which the hero takes on the nearest he has to a brother:
So if you're reading this David, the secret to defeating Ed is to scare him with a maggot!